- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
We’re all wearing masks.
Tell me why my girl
Made all the girls at the party jealous. And also tell, me how auto correct works. Cuz that’s the only way you are reading this shit











